Everyone is always talking about the heroes setting the screen on fire. Check out these villains who have done the same…literally!

13. Sadashiv Amrapurkar as Maharani in Sadak – The evil eunuch madam of a brothel can send shivers down your back with the way she treats her “girls”.

Mukesh Bhatt

12. Sanjay Dutt as Kancha Cheena in Agneepath – The evil-spewing genius is a completely dark character who indulges in murder, drugs and crimes as if they were child’s play.

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11. Ashutosh Rana as Gokul Pandit in Dushman – The sinister serial rapist is the ordinary guy you wouldn’t look at twice which is what makes his crimes even more heinous.

10. Suman Talwar as Digvijay Patil in Gabbar is Back – Corrupt, cruel and cunning describes the role of Patil. He commits murders at the drop of the hat and bribes everyone to forget it.

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9. Danny Denzongpa as Dashrat Singh in Jai Ho – The Home Minister is used to having his way. Anyone unfortunate enough to get in the way will be eliminated with ease at the blink of an eye.

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8. Sudeep Sanjeev in Makkhi – The womanizer multi-millionaire is the ultimate “pyar ka dushman”.

Vaarahi Chalana Chitram

7. Kabir Bedi as Sanjay in Khoon Bhari Maang – The greedy man marries a rich widow for her money and then throws her in crocodile-infested water and watches her get mauled by one.

6. Varun Dhawan as Raghu in Badlapur – The avenging widower commits murder in cold-blood and goes about leaving a trail of destruction in his wake.

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5. Urmila Matondkar as Ma’am in Kaun – With the dead bodies piling up, it is difficult to imagine that the nervous chit hiding from a serial killer on the loose is herself the mastermind.

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4.  Amrish Puri as Thakur Durjan Singh in Karan Arjun – the cruel greedy old man didn’t only murder the father, but also his two sons Karan and Arjun leaving their poor mother Raakhee suffer her whole life.

3. Ranjeet as Kundan in Sharmilee – Ranjeet started his career as a serial rapist from this movie. Easily considered the devil incarnate as he went about his lusty exploits with every woman he could get his hands on.

2. Shahrukh Khan as Rahul in Darr – The obsessive lover takes stalking to such a level that the poor girl is frightened of her own shadow.

Yash Chopra

1. Amjad Khan as Gabbar Singh in Sholay – The big bad king of villains started it all by chopping off the hands of Thakur and killing his entire family. No wife, no hands – how miserable Thakur’s sex life would be 

Hope none of the real criminal masterminds take inspiration from these.

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Everyone knows that Bollywood tends to exaggerate every little thing on-screen. But while the Indians can sit and scorn the over-acting, the rest of the world is flabbergasted by what they think about the Indians.

1. All Indian men are born handsome and fair.

2. Money flows in India, literally.

3. Elephants roam the streets while the cars try to swerve around them.

Via BuzzFeed

4. Indian food is all about hot and spicy. There is nothing bland to it.

So, memes like this started to born.

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5. Indian women are docile, shy and obedient.

6. Arranged marriage is the only way to be married.

7. While it’s true that men don’t cry, it is “true-er” still that Indian men never cry.

8. People are forever singing or dancing on the streets.

9. Because…?

10. The Indian heroes are superheroes! Nothing is impossible for them.

11. Indian women live and die trying to be the perfect wife.

12. Man without a moustache is like a horse without tail.

13. The Gods are always waiting to answer your call. All you need to do is ring the bell.

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14. In India, Physics and gravity work altogether differently from the rest of the world.

15. And that we all live in an illusionary world and don’t pay much attention to LOGIC.

We know that India today is not like this, but who’s going to tell them?

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What happens to innocent kids when you hide something from them? Of course, they become more curious and restless because you don’t want them to see. The same logic applies here. When our censor board unnecessarily censor things like a bra or wine on screen, they don’t foresee what impact it would create on a kid’s mind. Here are a few things that are considered TABOO in our society, according to Indian Censor Board.

1. Because alcohol causes rapes and drinking makes you a ‘bad boy’.

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2. Because exposing BRA is against Indian culture. Here, the visual of a bra in the movie ‘Queen’ is heavily blurred. What rubbish!

3. Because in the land of Kamasutra with 1.2 billion population, sex is still a taboo.

4. Because showing chest can make you a ‘loose-charactered’ woman or a slut.

5. Because babies should be chestfed and not breastfed.

NBC via BuzzFeed

6. Because eating beef makes you less HINDOOO…???

NBC via BuzzFeed

7. Because no woman should wear revealing clothes nor show their cleavages.

8. And this is why you should not just trust the movie rating system. It can be as stupid as possible.

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9. Because when censorship goes beyond limit, things can look even worst and dirtier. Right?

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10. And don’t be surprised when your kid gets more intrigued and asks you what exactly they’re trying to hide here.

11. Oh my Jesus! What a damn logic.

Paramount Pictures via BuzzFeed

Now, meet the Chairperson of Censor Board (CBFC) Pahlaj Nihalani who decides what to see and what not to see on screen.

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So, you have just graduated from IIT, DU, IIM or any other prestigious colleges and you are feeling really proud of yourself? Wait until you see the degrees, marks, achievements and the qualifications of these geniuses who will put all your hard work to shame.

1. Doctor, Advocate, Physician, Surgeon, Skin Specialist…what else he is not?

2. Some people take 5 years just to graduate, but this guy? Probably, he’s the man with most degrees in the world.

3. This dude who managed to get 35 in all the papers. Congratulations!

4. All that matters is the consistency.

5. Yo yo yo…meet the future leader of Congress Party.

6. This dude who got into IIN in just first cutoff.

7. Yeah, Murica…! soon to be an NRI.

8 & 9. And when a bride tried to outrank the groom with her qualifications, she definitely won.

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Facebook is a wonderful platform where every user has the right to post and express whatever they want. But, aren’t there some clueless people in your friend list who proudly show off things by posting dumb statuses or photos? Your newsfeed won’t be much interesting without these people for sure but they should have given a second thought before sharing these on the internet…

1. This Spiderman with underwear mask.

2. This handsome dude who is dating Selena Gomez right now.

3. This couple who completely changed the meaning of ‘Raksha Bandhan’.

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4. This dude who destroyed girls’ smartphones with his killer looks.

5. So girls, never ever have crush on this cute dimpled boy.

6. This painter who could be the next Leonardo da Vinci.

7. This person who is really confused about ‘gender’.

8. Yes, indeed.

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9. That’s huge bro.

10. This student who RIPed his friends with a female God.

11. This first time voter who travelled 1450 kms and accidentally voted for Congress. Because of excitement…?

12. This guy who has an amazing photoshop skills.

13. “I love you Pooja, come and sit on my private plane.”

14. This Hollywood actor who was awarded by ‘Prime Minister’ Obama for his outstanding acting.

15. This new boyfriend who really knows how to make a girl emotional.

16. Someone was ditched by his girlfriend over looks? Dear God, did you hear that?

17.  This lion.

Translation: I was walking on the road then suddenly I was surrounded by five policemen. When I  asked what happened…? They replied – “Govt has ordered them to save lions”.

18. This girl who is the fiancée of  ’21 others’. Tagging, you are doing it wrong.

Image source: reddit/Indianpeoplefacebook

19. And this girl who faked ‘eve-teasing’ incident just for publicity and badly failed.

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Imagine, what would be the everyday situations of these people with such awkward names. Every time someone calls their names, they get offended. Here are some really unfortunate and hilarious names you will be glad you were not born with.

1. Planning to double up your investment? Well, this is the right place to milk it.

Doesn’t matter when you have a prestigious degree like B.Sc Tech.

2. Doctor is probably the most respected job, but here a guy’s career is completely ruined by his last name.

3. I assume Mr. M.G. Cholera chose a wrong profession.

4. Did you find the hidden combo? Look closely at the names of the doctors. Yes, the first and third one.

5. At least it’s good that his research interests don’t involve Nazi, Jews or aftermath of World War II.

6.  And everytime she introduces herself in the class, the students burst into laughter.

7. Yes, that’s Bond. JAMESBOND SINGH. Without a space.

8. Here is someone with the name ‘Valentine Mirchi’.

9. Your girl suffering from some weird behavioural disorder? Get her admitted here.

10. Itna matmare?

11. And let’s give ‘2 minutes of silence’ for this man with the most unfortunate Indian name ever.

Now, stop giggling and share with us the most funniest names you have ever heard in your life in the comment section below.

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In the battle, the heroes always overcome the soldiers ten to one and here we refer Indian soldiers as real heroes. These courageous Indian soldiers deserve salute from every little man in this country. It is because of their ability and dedication we stand today as one of the strongest countries in the world.

Here are a few facts about Indian soldiers defending borders which every Indian should be proud about.

1. The Battle of Longewaala was fought between India and Pakistan, with just 120 Indian soldiers and 1 jeep mounted M40 rifles against 2000 Pakistani soldiers, 45 tanks and 1 Brigade.

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2. Indian soldiers are selected on the basis of their strength and abilities and India does not hold any such reservation in respect to choosing their soldiers, like other countries.

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3. Indian soldiers have proved to be the best among serving the high altitudes and mountain ranges warfare.

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4. Indian soldiers control the highest battle field in the world which is the Siachen glacier situated 5000 meters above the sea level.

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5. Indian soldiers fought courageously with Pakistan army in Kargil War, 1999 which is the highest altitude mountain warfare in human history.

6. Participating in several peacekeeping operation in UN, today Indian armed forces is the second largest troops to the peacekeeping force.

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7. In 1939, the British Indian Army’s strength was about 189,000, with about 3,000 British officers and 1,115 Indian officers.

Source: British Library

8. Indian Army is one of the largest standing armies in the world with 1,129,900 active troops and 960,000 reserve troops in total.

9. The Bailey bridge is the highest bridge in the world built by Indian army and is located in the Ladakh Valley between Dras and Suru rivers in Himalayan ranges.

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10. During World War 1, one million Indian troops would serve overseas, of which 62,000 died and another 67,000 were wounded. In total 74,187 Indian soldiers died during the war.

Source: Greatwarphotos

11. Operation Rahat is considered to be the biggest civilian rescue operations in the world, by rescuing maximum flood affected people in Uttarakhand, 2013.

AP via DefenceForumIndia

12. Indian army tested its warfare capabilities in the exercise Ashwamedha, which was held in Thar Desert with more than 300,000 troops participating.

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‘Soldiers fight with bravery not because they hate everything what is in front of them, but it is because they love those people who are behind them’. We salute them!

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Regardless of the democracy in our country, we are always worried about ‘chaar log kya kahenge’. I have always been on hunt to find out who are these chaar log, and finally landed scratching one answer among them. They are no one but your highly engrossed, beautifully cultured and vulnerably troubled and lovable neighbours. Well, you might have even taken certain decision not for yourself, but just for your neighbours and relatives.

Here are certain situations where neighbours are more worried than parents.

1. And this time you are appearing for your SSC or HSC, so it would always be your neighbours who always keep advising you to study well and seem to be more tense about your marks.

Yash Raj

2. When you have a function in your family, they secretly wanted to know about the arrangements and the budget you are willing to spend.

3. When you get a new job, they are more worried about your salaries and future promotion.

4. And that moment when you dress up in a hot chick red dress, they want to know where you are actually going tonight.

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5. You might have observed your neighbours are more curious to know more about your family discussions and matter!

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6. Oh hell! Have an elder sister in your family? More than your parents they are worried about the groom you will find in future.

7. They can’t relax without knowing how much marks you have scored in your exams.

8. Today is Monday, and you are all way sitting and relaxing back at home! What’s next? Your neighbours are irresistible and want to think on what makes you sit back home on this working day.

Yash Raj

9. So, talking to your college boy friends? Oh damn! This can take away your neighbour’s sleep until she knows what he meant to do exactly!

10. Do you own a fancy car more luxurious and expensive than theirs? Oh! There perception for your beloved car can skew your heads.

11. So are you a fresher and trying to find a safe job? This can be the most difficult phase when these chaar log come and query you about the job, one among them are your NEIGHBOURS!

However, staying with neighbours is really fun, as they form a small part of your life and family.

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Those girls who are planning to get admitted to Sri Sairam Engineering College, Chennai, better change their wardrobe, deactivate their facebook account and uninstall their WhatsApp as soon as possible.

Here, a very special instructions for girls from Sri Sairam management have some nerve wrecking ‘NOT TO DO’ list which can make you feel worst than living in a jail. So, why not you just make yourself prepared for this long list.

If you have been flaunting your beautifully coloured hair, just forget it and make a habit of tying it tight because no “Lose Hair” please.

You can’t talk to boys at all because you will fall in love with them instantly.

Your birthday will be celebrated after four years even if you were not born on February 29.

You have to wear clothes only designed by the college. So, try changing colour of your dress because you can’t wear the same dress everyday.

Legging and transparent dupatta can make you too sexy which is not allowed.

They are against BIG size. NO big watch, NO big ring.

Having an account on facebook is a crime. So mind it.

You need a reason to walk in the corridors.

Sharing sweets, chocolates, cakes, books, or dress with your friends is strictly prohibited.

And the list goes on…

Source: Twitter/Kavita Krishnan

Engineering is already a pain and the list seems to give more wound. All the best!

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Signboards are meant to help people get the right information, give instructions or to clear confusion. What if the signboards themselves are the source of your dilemma? This happens if you hire dumb people to do the job. Here are some of the most confusing signboards found only in India where your logic will fail.

1. So who is not allowed here?

2. And what else is accepted?

3. That’s very clear but I will call it a silly instruction.

4. I am just curious to know how does this work.

5. Only for gents who wear ladies’ clothes? LOL

6. So earlier they used to produce water without H2O? BIG DISCOVERY.

7. So they mean Leather Store which is genuinely fake?

8. Seems they tried really hard to be sarcastic.

9. Don’t take off your shoes here but you can put them off.

10. Never ever send your kids here.

11. This gents toilet which is also for ladies.

Image: Vaibhav Kuletha/The DailyMoss

12. Beware, they want you to die here of electric shock.

Image: Sandeep Alawa/The DailyMoss

13. And here is the most viral confusing sign ever. All lead to Kottayam.

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14. Go home elevator, you’re drunk. Nice joke though.

15. Could you walk without walking? Could you?

16. Ok guys, can I serve you a cup of hot liquid tea? Yes, liquid.

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Give them a computer with Microsoft Paint, and they can easily Photoshop any image and turn into brilliant and surreal one. How skillful these people are. Ladies and gentlemen, for a moment, let’s all forget that they actually photoshopped these pictures and try to consider them as real. Give these men a round of applause for their stunning works. Here you go…

1. This guy walked the red carpet along with Scarlett Johansson for his new movie.

2. This overprotective guy didn’t want you to see Alia Bhatt in bikini.

He also partied with the actress and did a film together.

And he also landed on the moon with his Bajaj Discover…in barefoot.

3. This guy who is worshipped by many beautiful girls. I am so jealous of him.

4. Girls, hold your brains.

5. This king who doesn’t give a damn about love.

6. This dude who is a secret boyfriend of Neha Sharma.

7. This sexy man with 8-packs who just love flexing his irresistible muscle.

8. This kid and his friend Superman who followed his girlfriend who is in plane.

9. Brad Pitt would be really furious after seeing this photo of Angelina Jolie with this dude.

10. This extremely tall boy who is a close friend of Shah Rukh Khan.

11. This model who puts Milind Soman to shame.

12. I would also love to buy this wallpaper and hang in my bedroom.

13. This smart kid who owns a super bike bigger than him.

14. This guy who recently won the Mr. International Title in Japan.

15. This Romeo who broke a girl’s heart into millions of pieces.

16. This iron boy with a lot of iron on his body.

17. This Phd student who recently received a Doctorate Degree from Dubai University.

18. This man who has a freaking arm seven times bigger than that of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

19. This time Singham returns with a new look.

20. This creepy dude who proudly shows off his new friend ghost.

21. When Meena Boy hangs out with Arvind Kejriwal and discusses about safety of handsome boys in Delhi.

22. Rajesh’s level= Audi car

23. Dear Govind, I guess you did it wrong. That’s a female body.

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Just like you and me, these Indian cities too have nicknames. I am pretty sure; you must be aware of these Indian cities but completely unaware about their nicknames. These cities are no stranger and wonders to us, but their names are really unique and resemble the importance of the particular city.

1. Beautiful city of Jaisalmer, Rajasthan is called as the Golden City of India. People who have visited this city would agree to the nickname.

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2. Well do you know which city is known as Paris of India? It is Jaipur. Apart from the name, Pink city Jaipur is also called as Paris of India.

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3. As the name goes, Gandhinagar is called as Eco Polite city of India.

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4. We have an Indian version of Scotland here! It says Coorg due to its atmosphere and heart stealing environment.

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5. Mumbaikars, did you know which city is called as Mini Mumbai? I’m sure you are unaware about this. It says Indore.

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6. Bengaluru is the IT Capital of India or Garden city of India or Electronic city of India.

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7. Boston of India and Manchester of India is the nickname of the city Ahmedabad.

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8. While coorg being known as Scotland of India, Shillong is known as the Scotland of East.

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9. Ruhr of India is the nickname of the famous Durgapur city in West Bengal.

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10. Not known to few, Switzerland of Asia is sobriquet of Kashmir.

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11. Do you know which is the city of Wrestlers? It is the Kolhapur city in Maharashtra.

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12. The sleepless city of the city of Festivals is for the Madhurai city in Tamil Nadu.

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13. Mumbai has several nick names which include City of Dreams, Maximum City, Gateway of India, Financial capital of India, city of seven islands and Hollywood of India.

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14. Patiala is known as city of Maharaja or the Royal city, and is one of the biggest centre of Education in entire Asia.

Facebook/Patiala The Beautiful CIty

15. You would easily predict this one! Rishikesh is also known as the Yoga City.

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16. With elaboration of name, city of Vijayvada in Andra Pradesh is known as Place of Victory.

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17. Diamond city of India or the textile city of India is situated in Gujarat and is known as Surat.

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18. Udaipur has several nicknames like the white city, city of lakes and also Venice of the East.

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19. Love the fruit leechi? So, here it goes. Land of leechi is Muzaffarpur in Bihar.

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20. How can Pune miss the list? Pune is known as Queen of Deccan and the Oxford of East.

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So, are you a girl who catches contentment in wearing shorts? Well, what’s wrong with the issue then! Being in country like India, folks here believe more in culture and tradition where involvement of western culture is not assimilated healthy. Yes, off course it is your life so is your choice, but there are a few things which always disturb us. Here are some misconceptions of Indian for girls wearing shorts!

1. Indians think, they are mannerless and do not come from a reputed Indian cultural family.

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2. Sometimes, they think it is due to their parent’s teachings or the family generation trend.

3. You are socially not acceptable when a clan of elderly people are discussing or talking something.

4. People think, a girl in shorts is not confident with her talks so all she wants is gain attention through her body and sexy legs!

Image source: Reuters via FinancialExpress

5. Wearing a body hugging dress? Well, people think ‘you want to show how sexy you are’.

6. Wearing shorts and a tight tees can make people think ‘you are always invited’.

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7. You can never be thought as one man women! Guys and sometimes elder can take you wrong.

8. Because your personality is among those girls who love to get involved in tacky scams every time.

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9. If you are high with your heels and short with your shorts, you are the girl scoring poor in your examinations.

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10. Because people think, you dress up to attract man here.

Image: DeccanChronicle

11. Such types of girls are always blamed to spoil the roots of Indian culture.

12. Because you are kept names and resemble as slut in the Indian society.

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The above mentioned things are misconception about Indians wearing shorts. But,the fact says, a girl may be wearing shorts out of her likes but not trying to attract people. It may be out of love but not for others! However, we hope these stigmas would be way less in coming few years.

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In case you come across these badass drivers while travelling on roads anywhere in India, I suggest you not to disturb them by any chance or even dare to look or honk at them. Why? Because they can be really dangerous on road and you can clearly see on their bumper stickers. Some of them are brutally rude and some even don’t know how to drive. So, better stay away from them.

1. Buddy! tell me, would you dare to honk at this car?

Source: Orkut

2. Relax! the hunter died because he could not find any virgin…

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3. No way, I am not overtaking this guy at all.

4. This auto rickshaw driver whose heart beats only for his parents.

5. This guy who blackmails others to stop from honking with his witty sticker.

Team BHP

6. Don’t laugh, your daughter may be in there. Look closely!

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7. This driver who is a Tsunami.

Team BHP

8. This bold driver who wants to destroy all the terrorists.

Team BHP

9. This guy who is quite sticky as Fevicol adhesive.

10. Beware! RAJ and his gang will hit you back.

11. Now, meet the Maharaja of rash driving.

12. Dude, that’s really straightforward.

13. You are an idiot if you honk so much. Agreed.

Team BHP

14. This driver who has a habit of ATTITUDE.

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15. Someone is really tired of AAP.

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16. Wife on board riding…?

Team BHP

17. This guy already answered to the question “ye road kya tere baap ki hai”.

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18.  This Romeo biker who is confused about his future wife.

19. Remember Stiffler from American Pie?

20. This dictator who might be Libyan ruler Muammar Gaddafi.

Team BHP

21. “….because I can’t keep my eyes on the road with only one hand on the steering.”

Via BollywoodGandu

22. Now, that’s life.

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Yes, it’s all about entertainment and there are awesome Bollywood movies too. But you agree or not, most of them are unrealistic which kill art, and they want you to leave your brain aside while watching them. Here are some really funny memes that truly describe what ‘logic’ means to Bollywood.

1. Bollywood detectives or police officers be like…

2. And the accuracy of a hero in a movie is solid 10/10.

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3. Possible only because it’s Sunny Deol – Chuck Norris with a turban.

4. Mithun’s hiding strategy is just brilliant. And how does he even aim with those dark sunglasses?

5. Shah Rukh Khan these days…

6. Our directors will never understand how train doors work.

7. Nor they will understand about the language.

8. Basically, this is what they actually think and do.

9. And the dancers come out from nowhere all of a sudden.

10. And the award for dumbest wife goes to…Anushka Sharma in Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi.

11. And no movie is complete without a rain scene.

12. May be he teleported his sperm…? Bilkul JAADU hai!

13. Having problem in life? No problem. Let’s just sing and dance.

14. Because falling in love is damn easy.

15. Even Mr.Perfectionist fails to understand the basic logic.

16. Dad died, let’s get married…then we will dance forever.

17. Our heroes are superstrong and they never die.

18. And our poor vegetable vendors have been suffering since the beginning of Bollywood.

This tweet sums up everything about Bollywood’s logic. The End.

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I am sure there must be at least one person in your group, be in college or in workplace whose presence is always a fun-filled because of their funny dialogues and witty statements on anything. Not everyone is blessed with a sharp mind like theirs. They say it is easy to make someone cry but making a person laugh is not at all easy. On internet too, there are some people who can come with such hilarious and sarcastic comments that can make people LOL. These people definitely won the Internet with their witty comments.

1. This man deserves a Sahitya Academy Award more than Chetan Bhagat for his tweet.

2. When dude asked for a feedback on his writing skills, he got something unexpected.

3. Ha ha. cute.

4. This truck driver who reminded Bhai what ‘humanity’ is.

5. But unfortunately it didn’t fall.

6. Kalpanic ladka with his kalpanic marks.

7.  When ‘caste’ ruins the fate of a student more than their ‘less marks’ in exams.

8. And when everyone on Twitter thought Modi smoked up and tweeted this…

9. This one when Anushka Sharma got APJ Abdul Kalam’s name wrong…three times.

10. When Akhilesh Yadav begged his followers to watch his interview.

11. When a popular sport news site forgot to specify what they really wanted to ask.

12. When Flipkart got trolled…

13. Again…

14. And that moment when a comment gets more like than the status itself.

15. Hilarious but true that…

16. When Skrillex visited India recently and shared a photo on Facebook.

17. That’s one really funny Internet Explorer joke.

18. When Mark Zuckerberg announced the news of Facebook buying Oculus on his site…

19. And when Narendra Modi and Mark Zuckerberg did a Q&A together, this is the best question they got.

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If you are in Bangalore and you recently ordered a product from Flipkart, then don’t be surprised if you see the CEO Sachin Bansal at your doorstep to deliver your product.

The CEO is actaully driving a car and delivering the products himself. This is what the CEO of the company tweeted a few hours ago.

Source: Twitter

Seems like Mr. Bansal completed his first delivery to his lucky customer and had a wonderful experience.

WOW! He also waited for the customer to finish his bath.

That’s an awesome initiative by Flipkart. Now, we are waiting for the customers’ reactions who actually met him.

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Politicians have always been in various conspiracies due to their comments and views over certain things. Certain moves of these politicians make us think about them and their education. Well, if you always wanted to know about your favourite politician and his education, here is a list of few among them with their highest degree earned.

1. Among all the political leaders, Ex Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh stands strong with his education which says, he earned a degree of doctorate in Economics from Oxford University.

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2. The main accused man in Railway Bribery Scam, Pawan Kumar Bansal too earns a good degree which says, Bachelor of Science and Bachelor of Law.

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3. Recently popular politician, Arvind Kejriwal is a graduate from Indian institute of Technology, Kharagpur from where he pursued his mechanical engineering degree.

IndiaToday

4. The real man of India who changed India and its perceptive; Narendra Modi completed his schooling from Vadnagar and did his masters degree in Political Science from Gujarat University.

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5. Nitish Kumar from JDU has earned a degree in electrical engineering from Bihar college of Engineering, Patna.

India

6. Former Chief Minister of Maharashtra, Ashok Chavan has done his masters in Business management but still was a prime accuse in many scam including the Adarsh scam.

HindustanTimes via Livemint

7. Vice President of Congress national party, Rahul Gandhi, has done his masters in Developmental Studies from Cambridge University.

India

8. Mulayam Singh Yadav has gained several degrees which read B.A, B.T and M.A in political science at K.K College in Etawah, A.k College in Shikoahabad and B.R College Agra.

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9. Mayawati earned her BA at Kalindi Women’s college and law faculty, Campus law centre under university of Delhi. This was not enough; she further went to complete B.Ed from VMLG College, Ghaziabad and also acquired her LLB degree from Delhi University.

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10. Mamta Banerjee earned an honour degree in history from Jogamaya Devi College, Kolkata. Further, she earned a masters degree in Islamic History from University of Calcutta, followed by degree in education from Shri Shikshayatan College.

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Education qualifications are must, as qualified people meet to understand a qualified nation and lead to a qualified country.

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With 1 million selfies being taken everyday, self-portraits have become a part of our modern culture. Selfie is now considered a global phenomenon among young people and there are even courses on selfie. On its darker side, many idiots have died and many have injured while aiming for the perfect shots. From a selfie taken during earthquake to the one taken in front of a dead body, here are some of the most unbelievable selfies ever taken.

1. No one knows how Amitbah Bachchan used to take selfie using a landline phone in 1980’s.

2. And do you know selfie stick was first introduced by Asha Parekh and Rajesh Khanna in 1970 before it was considered COOL?

3. But some people believe that it was already invented during ancient India.

4. Now, it becomes a hot new trend…

5. …with many people mastering the art of ‘selfie stick’.

6. Even Holy men think ‘selfie’ can wash away their sins.

Credit: Rajesh Kumar Singh/AP Photo

7. And this is how some girls took selfie to the next level by taking a shot during the Nepal earthquake.

8. Basically, a selfie is considered ‘epic’ if taken at the moment of any disastrous event or accident.

9. This is probably one of the worst selfies ever taken.

10. And this one too. Funeral selfie – the biggest threat to humankind.

11. Sorry, but this one will make you lose your faith in humanity.

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In this human civilization, some of the jobs started to exist just because we people are born with animal instincts or we act like total jerks sometimes. Here are a few jobs that would have not existed at all if people were decent and good to each other.

1. Coolie

What they do: Some people are so lazy to carry their own belongings while travelling. So, these group of underpaid labourers pick up passengers’ luggages and other heavy loads for a return of only few rupees.

2. Ragpickers/street sweepers

What they do: Your basic civic sense is ZERO. You litter in public places, so these guys have to spend hours to clean your trash.

The Hindu/C. V. Subrahmanyam

3. Night security guards/parking wardens

What they do: They work in the middle of the night and have to deal with drunks, thieves, loiterers, and thugs.

Tanay

4. ATM security guards

What they do: They sit in a small cabin whole day and night and look after crooks and other idiots who just can’t use the ATM decently.

A Day In Life Of India

5. Security and queue guards at Delhi Metro

What they do: You are selfish, impatient, break the queues and stand beyond the yellow line. So, these people are hired to make sure you just follow the rules.

6. Human rickshaw pullers in Kolkata

What they do: You can’t walk yourself so these human horses carry you on their rickshaws and walk kilometres sweating and breathing like a hell. Despite ban, the most inhuman job in India still goes on.

Rohit Markande/Flickr

7. Exam invigilators

What they do: Some students or candidates can’t write their exams without cheating and using unfair means, so these guys are appointed to look after them.

8. Traffic police

What they do: They make sure you follow road safety rules and don’t violate traffic rules. The worst part of this job is to look after motorists speeding so that they don’t die on roads or kill others.

Ruptly via RT

9. Rape/domestic violence counselors

What they do: Some men are aggressive and violent in behavior and tend to hurt and rape women. These counselors make victims, specially rape survivor feel safe, protected, and supported.

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10. Washroom attendants

What they do: Watch people pee, give them a paper towel to wipe their hands, and maintain other facilities of the washroom for cleaniness.

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11. Swachh Bharat Abhiyaan staff

What they do: Teach my fellow people not to litter and clean the roads, streets, and  one’s places. Isn’t it a human etiquette to keep our country clean?

PTI via The Hindu

12. Bouncers

What they do: There are some spoiled rich brats who just can’t control themselves while at pub/bar. So, these guys are paid to knock them off.

NewIndianExpress

13. And KRK’s PR staff

What they do: They make sexist, offensive and racist tweets about others for cheap publicity.

What other jobs do you think will vanish immediately if everyone starts to be honest and decent?

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