Earlier, we had heard news about cow getting a driving license or a buffalo getting admit card to sit for an exam. The cases seem to be pretty common these days. In yet another government official goof up, a 7-years old canine Tommy Singh, son of Sheru Singh has been officially registered as an Indian citizen with Aadhar card issued by UIDAI via an agency in Madhya Pradesh’s Bhind district on April 27, 2015.

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According to the details in his Aadhar card, the lucky dog, Tommy singh was born on November 26, 2009 to his father Sheru Singh and his unique citizenship number is 5485 5000 8000. While being arrested and interrogated by the district police, Azam Khan, the proud owner of this pet dog said that the reason for getting a card for his dog is simply because the dog stays with him. But Khan didn’t have explanation for why he has given his dog a surname as Singh.

Further report says that the Aadhar enrollment agency involved in issuing the card has a history of making cards for animals like birds and dogs. This hilarious incident came into light when residents in the village complained to police about difficulties getting Aadhar cards from the agency. The supervisor of the agency has been arrested by the police for forgery and further investigation.

So, all the while, the agency has been issuing cards to animals and not to humans? It seems Aadhar’s computers and their biometric system need to be updated for proper ‘human identification’.

We are now waiting for Tommy Singh’s reaction on becoming a new citizen of India.

So, let me guess. Whenever you couldn’t answer a question in your school test, what did you used to do? Re-read the chapter or look for the answer key to guide you. But life is the toughest test and there is no perfect answer to anything. When you reach your mid-twenties, all sorts of crazy questions baffle you and strangely only time can answer them. Here are the lists of questions you ask yourself everyday…

1. Am I dating the right “One”? 

We met. We clicked. We dated. And the complications began. 25 is still too young to decide the “One”. Also our raging hormones are pretty busy in discovering our true self, so it’s better to give your relationship more time to figure out the answer…

2. Will my relationship last?

It’s the scariest question of all time. Not every story gets a Bollywood ending. A relationship is a tricky ride; you never know what’s in store for you. Just take one step at a time and stop dreaming about the future…

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3. And in case you are single, then your morning starts with the silent prayer…

“Bhagwan meri girlfriend kab banegi ?”

God has locked you in the waiting zone for past 25 years. Being single is completely boring and jealousy drowns when you “LIKE” your best friend’s girlfriend new profile pic. You are just waiting for the day when this “Single” tag will be removed…

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4. And if you are one of those broken hearted, then the most probable question would be…

When will I move on?

Your “Devdas” period is still not over. You listened to “Move On” song a million times and even read the book titled “100 Ways To forget your past” but nothing seems to change. Time is the best healer. Keep going !!!

5. Am I on the right path or not?

You wanted to be an entrepreneur but your parents urged you to get a 9 to 5 job. You silence your heart everyday and follow what mind orders you. But a day will come, when you won’t be able to ignore your heart…

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6. When should I get Married ? 28 ??? 29 ?? OR Never ??

Our mediocre society pressurizes us to marry as soon as we hit 25. It is hard to make them realize that there is no ideal age for it. But today’s generation is ready with their counter attack and won’t marry just for the sake of it…

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7. When will I buy this?

Speed defines everything. It may sound a bit materialistic but who doesn’t want to own a Ferrari ? Speeding at 350km/hr on a highway at 5 A.M. That’s your ultimate “Feel aa gayi” moment…

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8. Why life is so unfair?

Life is unfair but you got to learn to deal with it. You opened the facebook profile and one of your rich friends, who couldn’t complete his graduation, updated his status “On the tour again…Europe this time”, while you were busy sweating in your Non A.C cabin after a long day at work…

9. Main Aisa Kyun hun?

Yeah! There are days when you feel insecure about yourself. Why I behave like this? Why I think differently? Why I am so shy? Such questions regularly haunt you. But at the end of the day, you can’t change yourself no matter how hard you try.

10. How can I change the world?

You got too busy in solving your personal problems, that you hardly question the purpose of your existence. The day you realize the reason, nothing else will matter…

Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook helps people connect with their friends and family. It allows people to upload photos and videos and share them with whomever they want. But there are some people who have no idea at all how the social networking site works and they upload photos and comment things that shouldn’t be on the internet. Here are at least nineteen people who should not be allowed on Facebook.

1. This guy who wants ‘blesses’ from you for his brother’s first night.

2. This newly married guy who goes for honeymoon with his wife and her sister.

3. This girl who has no idea how tagging works.

4. These girls who made fun of natural disaster with ‘earthquake wala selfie’. God bless them!

5. This idiot who finds earthquake ‘terrific’.

6. This dude who is the son of four fathers.

7. This moron who boasts about his first challan and takes selfie with a traffic police.

8. And this killer.

9. This boy who thinks Facebook is Google.

10. And that vampire with creepy comment!

11. This dude who survived a plane crash and has a photoshop skills above 9999 level.

12. Ladies, are you still be able to control your BP right now?

13. Or aren’t you already mad at this handsome dude?

14. This guy who is obsessed about his feet. Yuck…

15. And those Facebook Romeos who ask random girls on Facebook for marriage.

16. This guy who just copies Emraan Hashmi.

17. This pervert who learnt a shocking lesson for harassing a girl on Facebook.

18. This excited guy who is about to have the best day of his life. With four others at Hotel…?

19. And this man who took the worst selfie with his deceased uncle.

As kids we were always free to do anything but while growing up, all kinds of rules were imposed on us and hence we lost the freedom to be ourselves. We started chasing the rat race and got stuck in between because nobody taught us to do what you love. Our parents gave us the obvious three options; Engineer, Doctor or C.A. and we choose the one which suited our IQ and finally suffered. Here are the few professions your parents didn’t want you to pursue…

1. Writer

Been there, seen that. Someone wisely quoted “Anybody can become a writer but not everyone can become a chartered accountant”. And that “someone” is your mother. Being a writer is not easy. It involves creative skills and not everyone can master it. True story!

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2. Bodybuilder/Gym Trainer

“Anyone who hits the gym regularly is a bodybuilder…Get a real job dude” ——– Your Neighbour

You probably have watched every episode of “Mr Olympia” and eagerly waited for a shirtless scene in every Salman’s Khan Movie. Body building runs in your genes and that “genes” motivate you to push your body every day. In India, it is still not considered a respectable profession but when your guts pump you to make a career in it, nobody can stop you…

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3. Veterinary

Let’s accept it. You love animals and feel a strong emotional connect with them. Though it is one of the toughest professions to go after but passion colors everything.

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4. Hairstylist

You parents believe that this profession is the “FINAL HOPE” for all the unemployed people. If you love doing hair, just remind them how much a celebrity hairstylist earns in a day…nearly 10,000 bucks. Do your dream job and money will come. It always does!!

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5. Tattoo Artist

Tattooing is just another art form. It is one of the fastest growing industries in India. Now a days, people want their tattoos to expose who they are and what they are thinking. Convincing your parents for this may be a tough nut to crack but if you do well in it, they might just support you.

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6. Photographer

You are one of those freaks who saved his entire pocket money for a year to buy DSLR camera. Just remember how Farhan convinced his father in 3 idiots, rehearse those dialogues and they might work…

7. Stand Up Comedian

When you first told your parents that you wanted to be a Stand up comedian, they laughed as if it was the funniest joke of the century. But who would convince them that comedy is a serious business and entertaining people is a tough job. You can make anybody cry but it is hard to make someone laugh.

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8. Psychologist

Life is a mental game and not everyone is prepared for it. People think that only psychos are eligible to pursue this profession. Just ignore them. With increasing mental disorders among youth, this is probably the most booming industry…

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9. Bartender

No need to sit at one place for long 8 hours. Meeting interesting people from all walks of life and exercising your cocktail creation skills- What more you can ask for!. All you need is zest for this industry…

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10. Independent Party Leader

Being a student leader in your college days motivated you to form your own party and make a change. It requires lot of courage to become a political leader, keeping in mind how dangerous this profession is…

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Choose a career where your talent lies and you will never get tired of you job.

From ‘Indian Against’ Corruption to ‘Delhi Gang rape’ protests, the largest democracy in the world has witnessed number of protests in the last decade. Thousands of activists and civilians came out on the streets with home-made placards and utilised their ‘freedom of speech’. But did you ever notice the signs written on the placards? Surprisingly, it turned out that many of them are written with great humour and witty political lines. Have a look…

1. A female activist requests every parents to teach their sons to respect women.

2. For those who think clothes provoke you, this girl might break your face.

3. A group of Christian protesters had a meaningful message for our ex-prime minister Manmohan Singh.

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4. Nuns march against sexual violence in 2014 with sarcastic note.

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5. A guy in Mumbai stands everyday in this place for two hours and does this to spread ‘love’.

6. A guy from northeast India protests against racism faced by them in metropolitan cities of the country.

7. A girl expresses everything so creatively using programming codes during 2011 Indian anti-corruption movement.

8. Here a few protesters demand instant justice.

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9. Two boys with a historically accurate sign hopes for ‘corruption free India’.

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10. A beautiful girl with her beautiful sarcastic lines.

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11. Now, that’s a smart choice of font and color. WOW!

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12. A school student with 95% mark demands for equal education and job opportunity.

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13. A humorous guy protests against the reservation system in India with funny lines.

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14. And here, a husband thinks he is not an ATM Machine. Honestly said!

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A group of men in Bangalore wear skirts and protest against a politician’s remark - ”immodest dress invites rape” in 2013.

An arrogant foreign lady shouts and slaps a security guard for not allowing her to enter a book release function at WWF auditorium in New Delhi on Friday, July 10 2015 which is attended by former Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. In this video posted by Vijay Verma on Facebook, the lady calls the security guard ‘a stupid man’, and then she threatens him and keeps yelling – “You are going to lose your job. I am telling you…PAGAAL. I will slap you”.

Watch the video and see how dumb and arrogant the lady is…

We salute the man who shut up the lady by raising his voice for the security guard.

These kids are definitely going places. Don’t be surprised when one day they become leaders of our country…

1. This jugaad kid who came up with this idea.

2. or this genius who knows how to solve problem right away.

3. This romantic kid whose sense of humor is just brilliant.

4. This student who knows how to apply common sense. Equation expanded….

5. How could he get 0/10? Come on teacher! That’s a way more practical answer.

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6 & 7. And these two naughty kids who started life too early.

8. When you don’t know the answer, this is how smartly you trick the teacher.

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9. And this one too..

10. Even if you leave him stranded on an island, he will survive.

11. This kid who knows how to apply logic.

12. India’s next stand-up comedian is born. I am proud of his parents.

13. This kid who explained ‘how to play cricket’ in an awesome illustration but got 0. He deserves at least 5…

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14. And this kid has a bright future ahead.

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15. This kid would surely become a popular Bollywood script writer.

16. And meet the most badass future female politician of India.

These Bollywood actors are not only known for their acting skills but also for their cute and attractive smiles. Some of them look pretty weird when zoomed in but let’s see whether you can guess them right by taking this QUIZ…

In this shocking video, police barge into people’s houses, force the men out on the streets, parade them, and thrash them brutally. It is in relation to a protest demanding implementation of Inner Line Permit (ILP) in Manipur to save the tradition, culture and identity of the indigenous people of the state. The state has been under curfew for the last few days after the death of a 16 year old student who was killed when a rubber bullet shot by police hit his cheek. The curfew has badly affected the normal daily routine in the state.

People are protesting against the barbaric act by the police on social media.

“Police do not have any rights to hit anyone like that! If someone is wrong, he or she should be convicted by the court and not be beaten up mercilessly by police!”

“Men in Khakis, I don’t think you need to prove your might when you have Kalashnikovs slinging over your shoulders and Berettas to adorn your belts. Shame on you! or, are you someone who never had a chance to prove your strength among peers in the neighborhood?. A total failure of a wannabe-goon while in your heydays? You abuse your state-sanctioned uniforms in such extremity against someone unarmed and helpless…We’re watching!!Idiots!”

“Police brutality way over the limit…are they controlling the mob or are they creating more…??? You be the judge”

“This is what Manipur enjoyed a small portion of the so popular AFSPA? Please watch the treatment provided by the police.”

Read more about ILP here.

Who says you can’t avoid ‘ageing’? Come on, just think young, eat healthy, exercise and you’ll stay fresh and young forever. Age is just a number as they say. Here are some lucky Bollywood actors who defy science by growing younger day by day.

1. 50-year-old Aamir Khan had already stopped ageing since he turned 20.

2. Evergreen actor Jeentendra is now 70 years old but he looks younger than your boyfriend.

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3. And 60-year-old Rekha stills looks as gorgeous as she looked thirty years ago.  And obviously she looks younger than your girlfriend.

4. I can’t believe 66-year-old Hema Malini grows old together with her daughter Esha Deol.

5.  Shabana Azmi – that’s 40 years difference!

6. And see how one year time can change the looks of Arjun Kapoor completely.

7. 32 years later Sri Devi still looks like she is in her 20s.

8. Don’t be surprised if superstar Amitabh Bachchan happens to cast along his granddaughter Aradhya 20 years later in a movie.

9. Shah Rukh Khan, the only actor who actually grows younger everytime he does a new movie. How immortal!

10. Ranbir Kapoor – 3 years after he grew old in the movie Barfi!.

11. How could this possibly happened to Hrithik Roshan? Screw biology.

12. And 30 years later when you become a grandfather/grandmother, this is how Anil Kapoor would look like.

Those who are big-time Sallu fans might be blind to the glaring flaws that the non-fan club has been quoting since forever. Add on to this endless list of disappointments and share your woe!

1. The man wears his heart on his sleeves in every movie…literally!

2. If you’re tired of the torn denims or awkward colours that the actor wears in all his movies, his shirt-tearing scene might seem like a welcome relief.

3. Basically, he has taken the art of tearing his shirt to a completely different level.

4. There is one move that Sallu bhai has perfected more than Michael Jackson – the great pelvic thrust aka dancing!

5. If his action stunts are to be believed, time and physics work differently for Salman Khan than us ordinary folks.

6. If there is one thing that all his female co-stars have in common,it is being half his age!

7. There is only one thing that beats his cocky attitude – his deadly one-liners!

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7. And if there is one word to describe his dialogue delivery, it is over-the-top. He can convert even the simplest dialogue to a melodramatic one.

8. There can never be a suspense entry for Salman – all you have to do is spot the turquoise bracelet.

9. Sallu bhai has added his fair share to weird hairstyles like that of Radhe in Tere Naam. Like this…

10. There is nothing as romantic (or clichéd) than his puppy dog eyes.

11. Despite his efforts to support his brothers through cameo roles, it is still the audience who has to pay for the experience.

12. One of the best advices ever given is to leave your brains outside the theatre door before the movie starts.

So, if you still want to watch a Sallu bhai movie, then don’t confuse your tears as those of laughter.

If you had never realised how old you have become, then these few things will surely wake you up. Sorry to say, but you are already older than what you think.

1. Alisha Chinai released her album ‘Made In India’ 19 years ago.

2. It’s been over two decades since you cried over Simran and Raj in DDLJ.

3. Can you still sing along the Complan boy and Complan girl jingle? This is how old the child actors are today. And they are all married now.

4. You grew up watching the God Of Cricket Sachin Tendulkar hit centuries and he is now retired. He turned 42 this year.

Image: Atul Kamble/Mid Day via Firstpost

5. The new millennium has been old for 15 years now.

6. Remember singing the jingle of Jungle Book? That was two decades back!

7. 21 years ago India made its mark in international fashion world.

8. ‘Home Alone’ series was such a hit when it released 24 years back.

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9. Seems like just yesterday Harry Potter came out, right? Yeah, like 18 years ago yesterday.

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10. We have bid adieu to floppy disks, video and audio cassettes.

11. All your kid cousins are grown up and extremely active on social networks.

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12. Remember when signing on to Orkut and making friends gave such a thrill? Well, you’re too old for that now.

13. That cute little robot from Small Wonder is now close to forty years old.

14. You couldn’t bear to miss your episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. It’s been 21 years since it was first aired.

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15. All the heartthrobs of your teens are now in their midlife crisis zone.

16. It’s been 14 years since the trio of Dil Chahta Hai entertained us.

17. It was the ‘Summer of 69′ in 1985.

18. The Amul ads have been getting wittier after almost touching the half century mark.

19. 16 years ago in 1999, we fought Kargil War with Pakistan and we won.

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20. The Rasna girl is now all grown up.

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21. So is Anjali, the little girl from Kuch Kuch Hota Hai…

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22. R.K Narayan’s Malgudi Days series were aired in 80s and ended 9 years ago with a new series.

23. Maine Pyar Kiya is older than Tiger Shroff.

24. And can you believe this girl was born in 1993?

Yup, you’re definitely getting older. Time does seem to fly when you’re having fun right?

Since ages, roads have been the cheapest and oldest means of transportation though it takes more time to reach the place. Not only this, some people just prefer traveling by road because they are quite adventurous and love to explore. But, will this be same for the roads which just look like the way to hell. Here are some of the most dangerous roads in India which will surely send chill down your spine only looking at them. You would rather feel you would walk on these instead of driving.

1. A bus takes a cliff-hanging drive under the huge rock mountain in Kinnaur road in Himachal.

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2. Everyday, thousands of people take this route for daily transportation.

3. A mishap or steering failure here will definitely take your life. Better walk huh?

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4. Imagine, how hard  the everyday routine of these bus drivers would be.

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5. Living life on the edge…

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6. Trucks pass through one of the most dangerous mountain passes in India. At an elevation of 11,575-feet, Zo Ji La Pass is the only highway connecting Srinagar to Ladakh.

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7. So you think you have a tough job?

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8. This is Rohtang Pass in Manali and it can be deadly during winters.

9. Especially when it is covered with snow and it is slippery as hell.

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10. Khardung La in Ladakh has beautiful scenery around but you just don’t get distracted while driving.

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11. Does it look like the one you see in movies? We bet you can’t travel here at all.

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12. This is Keylong-Kishtwar Road in Jammu region. Obviously, not for the people with weak heart.

13. Aren’t you already scared enough to pee in your pants? Wait until you see the last one.

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14. You need a lot of courage to take this road trip up in the rocky Himalayas. Never attempt it.

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15. No way, I will just sit at home. OMG!

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16. And no one messes with this Taranda Cliff in Himachal Pradesh. It has taken the lives of hundreds of people who crossed it.

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17. Now, SALUTE to the drivers who take this daring job everyday to get you home safely.

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India’s former President and Missile Man A.P.J Abdul Kalam passed away on Monday leaving a huge legacy to the people of the country. And one thing we couldn’t forget is his simplicity. Here are a few moments that proved he was the nicest President we have ever had.

1.  When he wished ‘Happy Birthday’ to his follower on Twitter.

2. And when he spared his precious time just to reply to this boy.

3. When he enjoyed his cup of tea in a Chai Dhabha like the rest of us.

4. When he took out his time to read the poem and appreciate the student.

5. When he said ‘Yes’ to the little girl who asked him for a hand-shake.

6. When he gave this man the most valuable advice of his life.

7. When he read the note written by a girl and replied to her with ‘best wishes’.

8. When he saluted the 105-year-old lady for her successful surgery.

9. When he could still remember his school teacher even after 64 years.

10. When he took a picture with a small girl and sent us a message – ‘spirit of sharing’.

11. When he created artificial limbs for the differently abled children and distributed to them.

12. And a few hours before his death, he thanked a security guard for standing too long just for him and he said – ‘I am sorry you had to stand so long because of me.”

You were such a humble person. RIP A.P.J Abdul Kalam. 

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The quest for the perfect man remains elusive as you never know what exactly it is that would describe him! Here’s a list of attributes that he must tick off to fit the bill.

1. He draws a monthly salary above Rs 1 lakh and works in a big MNC. Basically, he earns enough to fulfil all your needs…

2. …and comes home on time too.

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3. He doesn’t look at another girl. Ever.

4. The perfect gentleman, he holds the door for you, pulls out your chair and refuses to let you sport the bill even it’s your treat.

5. He is willing to help out home so that you can both work at your careers.

6. Need another set of hands to manage the kids? You can count on him.

7. He doesn’t expect you to fast for him but if you do, he gives you company.

8. He thinks that you’re the most beautiful woman even when you’re covered in dirt.

9. Smoking? Drinking? What’s that?!

10. He has a body you can drool over.

11. No matter how down you feel, he will always encourage you to aim higher.

12. He cleans up his mess. (May be this should be numero uno in the list!)

13. Of course he loves his mom. That doesn’t mean he listens to her talk crap about you.

14. He chooses your company over that of his friends any day.

15. He is incredibly protective about you. No man can look at you.

And most importantly, he doesn’t exist…AT ALL.

You might know what women want, but that makes the search for Mr. Right so much harder.

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One man can pull a huge mountain, one ordinary man can defeat an entire government, one man can shut down a billion dollar company. Yes, we are talking about the power of a common man – the power in you. Here are a few reasons why you should never mess with an ‘aam aadmi’.

1. This Assamese man single handedly planted an entire forest over 30 years without any help from the government.

2. This IAS officer built a 100 kms long road to connect a remote village in Manipur to the other parts of the state with no help from the government.

Armstrong Pame started the project in 2012 alone and collected funds through Facebook. Now, the road is even connected to others states like Nagaland and is smoothly motor-able.

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3. Arvind Kejriwal before and after he became the Chief Minister of Delhi.

4. No matter how rich you are or which car you drive, you have to wait for the traffic and can’t win a race against the public bus.

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5. When SBI messed up with the wrong guy, this happened. See, common man always wins if he is right.

6. When a group of people united and lifted a bus to rescue students who were trapped under the vehicle in Pune.

7. Government could not do anything, so this old man dug a huge mountain and made transportation easy for his community in his village.

8. When the Government of Madhya Pradesh came up with a bizarre rule – ‘no helmet, no petrol’, this is how the citizens reacted.

9. When netizens massively protested on social media and made a McDonald branch in Pune shut down after they threw out a poor kid just because he tried to buy cold drink.

10. When Flipkart tried to fool us, one wise man stood up and taught them a lesson.

11. So you think an ordinary man can’t have those six-pack abs that you see in Bollywood movies?

12. A driver was not paid his monthly salary, so he parked the car like this and quit his job.

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From ‘Babaji’s blessings gone wrong’ to ‘wife urinating in the tea’, here are some stupid and weird questions from Mumbai Mirror Q&A session that will make you lose hope in humanity.

1. This idiotic father who needs to visit a mental asylum immediately.

2. This poor guy whose life has been destroyed by babaji. ‘Back pain’, ‘child looks like him’…?

3. Now, I will always think twice before I have tea at someone’s place.

4. This detective wife who just can’t trust her husband.

5. Wait, wait…how did the poker chip fall there?

6. This one when excitement kills everything.

7. ‘Are you a bhel-puri vendor?’ LOL

8. 10/10 for Dr. Mahinder Watsa – the old guy who came up with this witty and hilarious answer. What a tough job he has.

9. Aren’t diamonds already enough for this merchant to impress girls? Yes, you need magnifying glass.

10. This girl who wants to take her relationship with a FOREIGN guy to the next level.

11. This worried dude who failed to look at the positive side – additional cushioning.

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12. This insecure boyfriend who doubts his girlfriend having an affair with John Terry.

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13. This boy must have surely topped in Biology in his school.

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14. And meet the most handsome man in Dharavi who is soon competing for Mr. India.

Images source: Mumbai Mirror

Now after reading all these questions don’t you think India needs better sex education and the banning of pornography by the government is an immature idea?

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You can travel across the globe but ultimately you’ll have to agree that Indian women are the best. Here’s why –

1. They are totally family-oriented.

2. Indian women are exotic and beautiful. No comparison.

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3. They are great at multi-tasking – they can cook, clean, take care of the house while also managing a successful business.

4. They are completely devoted to their husband and children.

5. An Indian woman would rather die than be unfaithful.

6. There is absolutely no one who can get the better of them when it comes to bargaining.

7. The one word that can never be associated with them – stupidity. They are born beauty with brains.

8. They have really long, thick and black hair.

9. They can make a penny go a really really long way.

10. They are extremely talented. Music, acting, dancing…you name it they know it.

11. This really describes them – when the going gets tough, the tough gets going.

12. They can easily adjust to any situation.

Well ladies, eat your hearts out. There is no one else quite as awesome as a desi girl.

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We all know the importance of working together in any field. Be it at workplace, in sports, or in your daily life. It helps us interact with each other, motivate us, accelerate the work, learn new things and most importantly, it helps us achieve our common goal by overcoming the difficulties. For example, India would never have won a Cricket World Cup, we would never have become one of the largest economies in the world, or we would never have sent a satellite to Mars. All thanks to ‘teamwork’. Here are some awesome pictures that prove we were born to rule the world together.

1. Teamwork – practising since early 1990s. We had been doing it efficiently.

2. Till now we do it…and it’s definitely more fun.

3. See, all it takes is a little teamwork to reach your common destiny.

4. These guys forgot to use ‘ZOOM’ in their camera. Teamwork didn’t apply correctly but at least they tried.

5. When we work together, we always win. Life becomes much easier, right?

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6. Since school days, we believe in learning together and sharing our knowledge.

7. That helped us create a path to success. Now, meet the future CEOs of India.

8. Remember those group projects in your school? Didn’t the smart team always win?

9. The same rule applies at workplace too.

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10. Our love and help for each other can been seen everywhere…

11. Basically, we all work like brothers in a family.

12. And learn this mantra – Teamwork + jugaad = 100% success

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13. Why didn’t they just use the bike stand? Never mind, we’re always willing to lend a hand.

14. Trust, confidence, bravery, help – that’s what all you need in executing a group plan effectively. See how these guys are doing it right.

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15. Or this.

16. When things like gravity and height should not affect reaching your goals.

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17. Even our policemen have been doing it since long.

18. When working together gets you on a train through a window. Like this…

19. Or this.

20. And never involve stupidity with teamwork. It can cost your life.

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21. Now you know the importance of teamwork? Never underestimate it.

But always remember to choose your team-mate wisely. One dumb man can ruin your hard work.

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Over the years Indian music used especially in Bollywood has changed a lot to reach its current avatar. While the rocking beats might have the youngsters swaying to the music, the fans of old classics continue to find old as gold. Here’s what sets the two apart.

1. The lyrics of most of the current songs would colour your cheeks if sung in the wrong place.

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2. The classics relied on instruments along with vocal strength of the singer to dish out superhit numbers. Today, beat is the king.

3. Remember playing antakshari and knowing the lyrics of most of the songs? With songs like ‘Palang tod ke’ making the rounds, forgetting the lyrics is easier than remembering them.

4. The old music scene relied on subtlety to praise the charms of a woman. The current ones leave nothing to the imagination. Munni badnaam hui, seriously?

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5. The one-hit wonders of today have taken over the likes of musical albums turned out by Colonial Cousins or Fusion. Nothing original indeed.

6. This guy thinks he is the Guru of music when he blatantly ripped off other songs. And yes, he literally said that…

7. It is a challenging job to differentiate between one chartbuster song and another with the same beat being repeated in all.

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8. Some songs are so stupid and meaningless that they can leave you scratching your head trying to understand it.

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9. Old songs were more about melody and sweetness. The Gen-X ones focus on making you tap your feet. Basically, it’s more about dancing, item numbers and booty shake.

10. Every song can be easily remixed…and remixed again…may be there’s scope for one more remix.

11. All your favourite Indipop bands have totally disappeared because of Bollywood. Aryans, Baba Sehgal, StereoNation and Lucky Ali are some of the popular artists who went silent.

12. Then Priyanka Chopra suddenly turned into auto-tune singer and her album ‘In My City’ sold more records than the ones of other talented singers like Alisha Chinai and Shweta Shetty combined.

13. And this guy. The Eminem of India. LOL

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14. Honey Singh has more fans on Facebook than A.R Rahman. And that says a lot about music in India.

The End. Now share it with your friends, but ONLY if you agree.

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